Most Precious In Our Life

Time! You cannot touch it! Cannot control it! It stops for no one! All humans chases after it throughout the centuries! Over the ages till this moment, human inventors have been trying and are still trying to invent Time Machine so that Time can be controlled! Alas, none successful so far! Nobody has managed to create one yet. What will happen to this world if we can controlled Time? Imagine it! Hmm........wishful thinking, perhaps? For the time being, let's all make use & enjoy Time to the fullest! :)

Euro 2008 Prediction

Final

Germany Vs Spain = Germany Wins!

Take a Break! It's Sunday!

Me Fat? It is just my furs!

Time to play!

Better make a move first!

Hopping around behind my back, eh?

Crocs family album.

Yeah! Never give up!

Fish World ...... Wanted Dead Or Alive

Unforseen accident faced by Santa.

Help!

What's the meaning of this, wiseguy?

When pig rules!

Lion King!

Think & Act Wisely

Most of us are often caught in the above.

Most of us act without thinking with our brain.

Most of us act according to our emotion.

The end results are always disastrous and painful.

Think wisely before acting or uttering any words as it might cause harm to us or it might hurt someone you love dearly.

It might hurt a relationship that you have painfully built-up over the years. It might also sour/end a good friendship of many years. Or it might destroy a trust/respect earned. Therefore, when we are emotionally affected, try not to act irrationally. As for myself, I have not been successful in mastering this yet. I have yet to able to control my act/words without emotion ie not using my brain enough. But, I will continue to work towards it. Not easy as we are humans, right? Unlike Vulcans. As Mr Spock(Star Trek) says 'Live Long & Prosper!' :)

Euro 2008 Prediction

2nd Semi-Final

Russia Vs Spain = Win For Russia! :)

The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

*********The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. *********The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

*********She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

*********Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay,

but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building,

and have a nice day!

:)

Euro 2008

Euro 2008 Prediction!

1st Semi-Final

Germany Vs Turkey =

Germany Wins!

Why People Are Afraid Of Indians!

Indian boy on his first day at school in USA.......... awesome.

Here is a true story about a Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up:"Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.

"She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.

"The teacher glares around and asks "All right!

Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

Smile! He! He! He!

MAGIC!

Do you believe in Magic? Hmm.........take a look at this below :-

Wah le! There you go! Try this again by picking up a different card and see what happen! Amazing, right? Well, David has done it again! :)

Words To Digest

A common mistake for all humans. Think about it & change quickly!

Euro 2008

Euro 2008 Prediction!

Last Quarterfinal Berth!

Spain Vs Italy = Spain Wins!

Beer!

Beer contains female hormones!

Recently, the National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer and the women that can handle this truth!

So, beware Beer Drinkers! :)

Morning Blessings

We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee, while enjoying....

Good Morning Blessings...

If it stops with you,
then the blessing will disappear.

The blessing will only keep working
if it is continuously spread around.

If you are reading this blessing,

Keep the blessing working by spreading it around

This morning when I awoke

And saw the sun above

I softly said, "Good morning, Lord,

Bless everyone I love"

Trust In Him

Right away I thought of you and said a loving prayer,

That He would bless you specially and keep you free from care.

I thought of all the happiness a day could hold in store, I wished it all for you because no one deserves it more.

I felt so warm and good inside, my heart was aglow

I know God heard my prayers for you,

He hears them all, you know.

You have two choices...smile and move away from this page

Or pass this good feelings to everyone out there.

I know what I did!! Do You?

Euro 2008 Prediction

Quarter Final

Netherlands Vs Russia = Win For Netherlands!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine!

WIFE VS HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. "Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. "Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. Therefore, try not to offend the woman! Hehehe!

Mobile tips phones for Malaysians

Would like to know your mobile set is genuine / original ?!!

Use *#06# to check. After you enter the code *#06# you will see your IMEI code contain 15 digits:

4 3 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5.

IF the digit number Seven & Eight (angka yang ke-7 dan ke-8) is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality. :(

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it's manufactured in Germany which is not bad.

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good.

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is Very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Euro 2008 Prediction

Quarter Final

Turkey Vs Croatia = Croatia Wins!

Euro 2008 Prediction

Quaterfinal

Germany Vs Portugal = Germany Wins!

SUPER TRAINS

HAVE YOU TRIED ALL BELOW ( ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE ) ?

China's CRH2

Taiwan's THSR

Korea's KTX

Japan's Shinkanzen

Spain's AVE

UK's Eurostar

France's TGV

Dubai's Metro

And.......

India's All-Aboard!