Saturday, May 31, 2008

Creativeness!

Below are some of the creativeness of mankind. Whether they are to your liking that is another matter. :)

Candlelight holder?


What a table?

Illuminous door handle for the night.

For those who love the grass?


Very nice, don't you think so?


Great for those love to stand while eating.


Hmm......tree chair?

Strong man supporting your CDs?

Strong rack.


No idea what is this.


Capsule sofa set?


Handphone seat.


For those who love flowers.





Amazing tables.


Hmm.....????

Egg Tower.


For a grandpa with many grandchildren.




Orange table!


Table for sumo wrestler fans!

2 way seater.

What is this?


Nice wine glasses.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Best Surgical Patients

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because

when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything

inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything

inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers.

Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over

at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,

no balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts -

the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable'

Don't you just love politicians? :)

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Success?


What do you think? Have you taken the 3 steps above? If not, work towards it. It is easier said than done. As for me, I think I have one of the above but not all of them. But I am working towards the other two. :)

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Smile

Like to share these adorable photos. Remember to smile after looking at these.
Heeyah! The Bruce is here!

Help! Monster! Monster! Boo Hoo Hoo! Where is my mummy?


Huh? So sleepy.....don't know why my socks are so big!


Everyone of us goes through this stage when we are at this age. :)


Poor little girl. She thought her hair will never grow back.


Me one-eye Jack! :)

Whoi! Who are you? Arrggghhh...get away from me!


Oh my goodness! How did he get in there?


Don't they look alike? Best friend, huh?

Taking a break with her mini chair!




Music Kid! Isn't he adorable?

Well, have you smiled yet? If not, take a break & SMILE!



Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Brain Damaging Habits

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast. People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. Remedy recommended ......Take your breakfast!
2. Overeating. It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. Advise...............eat to about 80-90% fullness.

3. Smoking. It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
Action..............Shake the bad habit!

4. High Sugar consumption. Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
Reduce the intake of all sweetness!

5. Air Pollution. The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency. Any suggestions?

6. Sleep Deprivation. Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells. Sleep more often! Can give this as an excuse the next time when you are caught napping! Yeehah!

7. Head covered while sleeping.
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects. Now, why on earth do you want to do this?

8. Working your brain during illness. Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain. So, to the bosses & managers, listen up! Let your staff take MC! Or else you will end up with staffs/workers with less effective brains! :)

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts. Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage. Remedies.........solve puzzles, play strategy games or board games and brain storming(not so fun).

10. Talking Rarely Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain. Speak up people! Don't be shy!
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The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."

Because :

Evening at 9 - 11 PM : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1 am : is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3 am : detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5 am : detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am : detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9 am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30 am , for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30 am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.


DO TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.................

Monday, May 26, 2008

Making mistake!


If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means thay had never tried a new thing in their life.............


Well, I have made a lot of mistakes in my life. In every aspect of my life, I have made mistakes. Still making mistakes and will continue making mistakes until I am not around. So what? Making mistakes will not condemn you to eternal death. But, not realising that you have made a mistake will send you to eternal doom! We are homosapiens. Hmm........What are you thinking of? Not Homo or gay le. Humans!. Hehehe! Humans are prone to mistakes. However, we must learn from our mistakes. Analyse how and why the mistake appears. Once we can do that, then there is hope for us.
Otherwise, we can continue to put the blame on someone else instead of ourself. We can choose to be like Samy & his famous quote.............."Not My Fault/Department " or "Act Of God!" :)

Sunday, May 25, 2008

What are Politics?

A little boy idea of politics.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:..
1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the president..
2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government...
3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People...
4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working class...
5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. "Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad i think i understand the concept of politics now.
The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".
The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep.
The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit".
Isn't he a smart boy? :)

Amazing Nature Formation 2

More natural formation.

Turtle's Quay?
Tornado's Love?

Women in Red!


Two Face?


Sleeping Like a Log.
Historical Mammoth Doing Fishing With His trunk?

God Soaking His Feet?

Fish Head Curry, Anyone?




Saturday, May 24, 2008

Advice from Mother Teresa


For the benefit of those who can't make out the tiny words

Mother Teresa :
If you start judging people you will be having no time to love them.......
If we cannot love the person whom we see, how can we love God, whom we cannot see.....................
How many of us dare to say that he/she has not judged anyone in their life? Raise your hands please? None? I think it is in our nature to judge others. I too can't help it at times. But before we judge others, let us take out a mirror and take a good look at ourselves first. Many times, you will see that you are no better than the one that you had wanted to pass a judgement on. Well, it will be easier to love some one instead. Trust me! :)

Friday, May 23, 2008

Bosses

All yer bosses out there and hear our voices! Do take time off to listen and care for your staffs! Staffs or workers are human too! They need understanding and respect too. Please do not jump on them with all guns ablazing over trivial matters as I am sure nobody likes to make mistake. Have a heart, be generous & take care of your staffs and you will reap benefits beyond your wildest imagination. You wouldn't want your staffs to start imagining like this cute baby, do you? :)

Stunning Rock Formation

Take a look at the following shape of rocks. All naturally created! They are just amazing!
Eagle perching on the rock?
Duck In White?


Man & Woman?


Ape or Simpson?

Camel ride anyone?


Camel Face?

Crocodile's Island?